A little board with a funny message can make anyone smile. You do not need a lot of space to share a good joke with your family and friends. A few silly words can turn a boring wall into a reason to laugh.
This list of one hundred and twenty quotes is full of wit and humor. They are short and very easy to set up on your board.
Pick a funny line today and give everyone a quick giggle.
Funny Letter Board Quotes for Instant Laughs
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
I’m just one step away from being a crazy cat lady.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
I’m not a snack, I’m the whole meal.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I’m having an out of money experience.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Reality called, so I hung up.
I whisper “what the hell” to myself at least twenty times a day.
I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
I run on dry shampoo and caffeine.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.
My life is basically just a series of awkward moments.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a caffeine addiction.
I like my coffee like I like my magic: black.
There is no “we” in fries.
I am currently experiencing life at the rate of several WTFs per hour.
Adulting is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?
I’m in a committed relationship with my duvet.
I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m full.
I’m not old, I’m just a classic.
Today’s goal: keep the tiny humans alive.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Namast’ay in bed.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.
If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my friends.
I’m holding it all together with a single bobby pin.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then it’s suspicious.
I’m not antisocial, I’m just pro-solitude.
My bank account is a constant reminder that I have great taste.
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a nap.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time and stress out at once.
Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
I’m just here for the snacks.
My spirit animal is a sloth on a coffee break.
I don’t sweat, I sparkle… mostly from effort.
If life gives you lemons, add vodka.
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you need a drink.
Being a functional adult is exhausting.
I put the “pro” in procrastinate.
My house is lived in. Clearly.
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.
I’m silently judging your font choice.
I’m currently under construction. Please check back later.
My daily workout consists of running out of money.
I’m allergic to mornings.
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a collector of things I might need in 20 years.
My life is a series of “I’ll do it tomorrow” thoughts.
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
I drink coffee for your protection.
I’m in a relationship with snacks. It’s complicated.
My favorite child is the one who isn’t crying right now.
I’m not a mess, I’m a masterpiece in progress.
I’m not old, I’m just vintage.
My bed is my happy place.
I’m not a morning person. Please do not talk to me.
I’m just here for the free Wi-Fi.
My cooking is so good, even the smoke alarm cheers for me.
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom… with a headache.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.
I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just a last-minute achiever.
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
I’m not a morning person. Coffee is my only hope.
I’m just here for the memes.
My life is a series of “Where are my keys?” moments.
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on the internet.
I’m not a mess, I’m a hot mess.
My favorite exercise is running late.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a night owl with a day job.
I’m just here for the snacks and the naps.
My house is a disaster area. Please send help.
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a visionary.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a snooze button enthusiast.
I’m just here to pet the dog.
My life is a series of “I need a nap” thoughts.
I’m not a mess, I’m a beautiful disaster.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee addict.
I’m just here for the food and the laughs.
My house is a mess, but my heart is full… of snacks.
I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just a “wait and see” kind of person.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a sunset enthusiast.
I’m just here for the good vibes and the pizza.
My life is a series of “What am I doing?” moments.
I’m not a mess, I’m a work of art.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a night owl.
I’m just here for the adventure.
My house is a zoo, and I’m the zookeeper.
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a librarian of things.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a sleep enthusiast.
I’m just here for the love and the laughter.
My life is a series of “I can’t believe I did that” moments.
I’m not a mess, I’m a sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee-fueled machine.
I’m just here for the ride.
My house is a sanctuary for chaos.
I’m not a procrastinator, I’m a “do it when I feel like it” person.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a “don’t talk to me yet” person.
I’m just here for the peace and quiet… if I can find it.
My life is a series of “I hope there’s food” thoughts.
I’m not a mess, I’m a masterpiece of chaos.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a “let me sleep” person.
I’m just here for the magic.
My house is a place where laundry goes to die.
I’m not a hoarder, I’m a saver of memories.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a “where’s my coffee?” person.
I’m just here for the happiness.
My life is a series of “I’m so tired” moments.
I’m not a mess, I’m a rainbow in a dark cloud.
I’m not a morning person. I’m a “give me ten more minutes” person.
I’m just here for the joy.